How to make a pot of coffee.

A sample of my life.

• Hey, I need to make coffee!
• Walk into kitchen.
• Notice cabinet is open.
• Start to shut cabinet, but realize dishes need to be unloaded.
• Open dishwasher.
• Remove one item.
• Realize that the cabinet it goes into has been demolished by the Princess.
• Sit on the floor to straighten cabinet.
• Since I'm on the floor anyway, put away the stuff in the adjoining cabinet, since it's also on the floor.
• Stand up and remember the coffee. Take out old grounds.
• Trip over open dishwasher on the way to the garbage.
• Toss grounds.
• Return to open dishwasher
• Take out silverware basket, but realize that there is too much laundry on the bar to put it by the drawer.
• Put away a couple stacks of laundry to make room.
• While putting laundry away, realize that it would save time if you took the dirty laundry back to the laundry room with you.
• Collect dirty laundry.
• Restrain from swapping laundry, since you just made room for silverware on the counter.
• Put away silverware! (Even tho this is the Pirate's job. He does it if he's home.)
• (fast forward another 10 minutes...)
• Make coffee!!

Now. Did you realize what I left out of that story?

The Pirate. The Bug. The Princess. Bo Peep.

It NEVER goes as smoothly as that.